Case #2489020 - December 13th, 9:45 AM. Suspect is a woman over thirty is observed shoplifting on store premises. She identifies herself as Dava Foxx, wife of Senator Foxx.
Alagoano fundendo no seco o cuzinho do Flamengo
December 20th, 7:36 PM. Suspect is a brunette woman over the age of thirty and is filed in the Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category. She identifies herself as Krissy Lynn.